Funny Robert Kubica Interview

I dont know to laugh, or to frown.......
The interviewer's giving him questions that I myself never wanted to answer..~~

whatever it is, Hope Rob gets better~~
Thanks to a translator. Randy.

^^

Enjoy~~

Interviewer: I have read somewhere that the smell you remember best from your childhood was the fumes. Can you tell me, how does the fumes smell like?
Robert: Fumes? It depends on which fuel do you use. In gokarts we use mixed fuel, meaning you add oil to fuel.
Interviewer: How did it smell like?
Robert: Good fuel with good oil smells like sweet forest fruits. It’s like… raspberries.

Interviewer: Have you seen your crash on TV?
Robert: Yeah, I have even seen it live.

Interviewer: Would You accept an offer to advertise condoms? There’s rubber and there’s…
Robert: Like ‘you need to keep safe in life and on the roads’?
Interviewer: That’s a perfect slogan. Copywriters spend their whole life coming up with something like this and get pringles on thier asses from it!

Interviewer: How much of your next year plans depend on you, and not the others, the circumstances, the people? And on the other hand, your popularity. I know that sometimes talking to journalists can be tough and their incompetence irritates you. But this popularity – a fourth grade kid from school that you attended runs around and says: I have Robert’s autograph. And so on! Does it make you happy, or emotional? Or do you have your work to do and don’t think about it now?
Robert: Well i’ll answer the second question because i practically forgot the first one…

Interviewer: Australia is a country famous for people who value their freedom, fun, their coolness…
Robert: And their kangaroos.

Interviewer: Today some Polish newspaper announced that you don’t like driving in rain. Is that true? Because i think you are very good in rain.
Robert: If you plan to quote from polish newspapers, you’ll find a lot of absurd stuff. I’ve always enjoyed driving in rain and i performed very well. I suppose they just had to fill some free space.

Interviewer: Tell me, do your thoughts while you’re driving can catch up with these huge speeds?
Robert: I’ll say this – i don’t think much.

Interviewer: Six hours time change, 34 degrees celsius, humidity.. how do you cope with all theese?
Robert: As usual, very good.

Interviewer: Do you remember your first days in F1? What has made the biggest impact on you, did anything surprise you at all?
Robert: The car.

Interviewer: Robert, tell me, are you any good at something? I don’t mean driving, what are your other talents?
Robert: Talents? I don’t know. I can play pick-up sticks.

Interviewer: What decided that the team contracted you instead of other experienced driver?
Robert: Speed.

Interviewer: Before the new season, there’s a lot of talk about return of KERS. What’s your view on the system that two years ago caused more trouble than it did help?
Robert: It’s difficult talking about the system when i haven’t been driving the car yet.

Interviewer: Your car looks completely different this season, does it have any meaning for you what is the car’s colour?
Robert: If the car is fast it can even be pink.

Interviewer: What are your plans for next season?
Robert: To drive a racing car and score the best possible places.

Interviewer: Robert, first of all huge congratulations. Tell us, how does it feel to be the first Polish driver in F1 to start from pole position?
Robert: Well, i guess it’s just the same feeling as a Polish driver starting from sixth.

Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words.
Robert: Straight and ambitious.

Interviewer: Where would you like to see Polish F1 circuit to be built?
Robert: I don’t care. In 10-15 years i won’t be driving in F1 anymore, so it won’t make any difference.

Interviewer: Let’s get to this gorgeus machine first. Can you describe it in few words?
Robert: It’s a gokart. It has four wheels, an enginge…

Interviewer: Which race do you remember best?
Robert: None.

Interviewer: Not a lot of time had passed since your Australian success. Tell us, how are the preparations going for the Malaysian GP?
Robert: Well, the preparations are going pretty normally.

this is an interview with Rob Kubica..
But its a different interview than the above~

^^

Columbine High School Massacre - 13 Years After.

Remember Columbine High School Massacre? The one that happened at April 20, 1999? It is already 13 years ago.

How many victims?
13 murdered,
21 injured.

Perpetrators?
2
Eric Harris
Dylan Klebold
And both of them committed suicide after the Massacre ended (it took nearly an hour)

It happened just after i started my fourth year of education.
I am 10 when it happened.

I know i cannot justify their actions, but actually, you know what kind of world they are trying to make. For one, at least the rules and regulations of getting a weapon is kinda hard these days, and how counselling in school is compulsary once the teachers seen something weird on your school assignment.

For me, if Harris wasnt around, Klebold might only suicidal. Given some treatment, the story of Columbine would never reached wikipedia. Harris had been given treatment, and still suicidal and murderous. Again, i am not here to judge, but to change people's thinking, because the two boys were different cases.
Remember them as monsters, or as anyone you like, but put ourself in the shoes of their beloved. In Sarah Klebold's shoes, if you like. Here.

Remember Columbine High School Massacre as a Lesson, hope we dont have to get through this anymore.
Remember your loved ones. Imagine for a second what if they were Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris? Hence, make the world a better place to live. For our children.

Stop the bullying.
Stop outcasting.
Stop labelling yourselves as Populars, Outcasts, Goths, Punks, and whatever other social groups out there. We are made to be the same - we have one nose, two eyes, one mouth.
Stop second class treatments. Stop double standard. For a better world. For our children









Documentary. I found this documentary really full of info.

Formula One Forgotten (But Still in My Heart) Drivers

There are new faces in Formula One, but old faces, cannot be forgotten, as without them, who are the new ones, really? They build formula one before the new kids showing up.

We are talking about LIVING driver, and of course, not off the legend. Ayrton Senna and the others are not forgotten. I am talking bout ones we dont speak of anymore. But they're here, in my heart.

And this is the list, forgotten drivers in last 10 years.


1) Giancarlo Fisichella
Maybe he's in my heart because of we've met in Kuching, Sarawak, Malaysia, but none the less, he's always there. Whenever there's Alonso in blue suit, I will quickly think about fisichella. Whenever there's Nick Heidfeld or Felipe Massa in sauber petronas's racing suit, there is always fisichella. The italian driver is now driving for Le Mans



2)Olivier Panis
He's one of the veterans in formula one that i know, despite Rubens Barrichello and Michael Schumacher. Nobody knows much of Olivier Panis. He is French, and never wins in F1. But he is still the main character in 2003 for me. That was before Alonso became world champion, before Jenson Button is known. Before even Lewis Hamilton! He is now in Le Mans



3) Nick Heidfeld
Its not long ago when Heidfeld is thrown off Formula One, and i am like - angry - with the team for that. He is a good driver in Formula One. He had podiums! He had ethics! But he had to go. Why? I dunno, to give room to Senna (Bruno)? Well, i hope for the best for Nick Heidfeld, as he too, was the main character in 2003 for us (five of us, really). He drives for Le Mans now too.



4) Jarno Trulli
He was a former kart world champion. But he was forgotten in Formula One. He is not good? Well how come he is a world champion in Kart? Every good racers are champion in kart. Hence, why isnt Trulli? He is a good driver in my opinion. Maybe its because they wanted to invite new kids. But new kids doesnt give much good, if that's what they're asking. However, he is the owner of Trulli Kart, and had his very own wine yard. Speaking of pushing them off Formula One!




5) Ralf Schumacher
Schumacher who?? Well, this is the little brother of the former world champion, Michael Schumacher. But, well, nobody knows much of Ralf apart from that. He had six wins, and now racing no more. But, he used to portray my father in Schumis girls (starring me!) haha



6)Juan Pablo Montoya
Who knows him? Who? Who? Yeah, me! Well, who knows he's ever in F1? Maybe they know him from Nascar. He's still active in Nascar now. in Formula One was where he started to be who he is. Well, people start to notice him in F1. But maybe they dont remember he was ever in F1. Whatever, as long as he's a forgotten F1 Driver, he's in this list.



7) Jacques Villeneuve
He's a former world champion, son of a former world champion, but forgotten. That's enough to picture how much F1 had changed. New driver come and goes, legends are still in heart..and what about the driver that goes? He had been a singer with one album, a Nascar racer, and Le Mans. Talk about multitalent, well, Villeneuve is the one you're talking about!



8) David Coulthard
Oh, its been a while since i heard that name. Legend? But why dont we heard his name as much as Senna? Or Gilles Villeneuve? Or Roland Retzenberger? Simple - He is forgotten!



9) Marc Gene
I still use this name in my novels. I liked his name! And hope he didnt sue me for that. Well, my job wasnt published, hence to sue for what? Anyway, that meant that he's in my heart, but not others, as he had no wins, no podiums, just 5 points. Still, he's in my heart. Did i mentioned that?



10) Justin Wilson
He might be forgotten because of his only one year participation in Formula One. But still, a formula one and forgotten. He is known (very well known) for IndyCar series, and in formula one, he is known for his tallness. He is nearly 2m tall.





And driver lineup for 2012~:




And though the other guys didnt do well in f1, they are not forgotten maybe because their good looks~~ Or maybe, because he is truly forgotten that even i didnt know them! Well, dont be confused on forgotten and legend...Legend is not in formula one, but everyone knows them.~~

Until next time
Fifi

Robert Kubica Rally Crash

This is the post where i actually wrote on the crash, not the looks of the one who involve in the crash. this is something i should write. no one wanted to read about how cute someone is, how similar his looks with one's ex, so on. i know you dont want to read that!!

And this is about the 28 yrs old crash, which someone thought to be near fatal, because even when they see the picture, its a miracle that he survived (remember Sergio Perez in Monaco? Its like the same crash as Ayrton Senna, but Ayrton's crash had been fatal. Perez's not, because of the new tyre lined concrete wall, but we're not talking about Senna or Perez. We're talking about Robert Kubica.)

Robert Kubica suffers horrifying injuries after losing control in Rally Race in Andora, Italy.

something from F1fanatic.co.uk:
Robert Kubica has suffered multiple fractures to his right arm, leg and hand following a crash in a rally in Italy.

Kubica was taken to hospital by helicopter following a crash in the Ronde di Andora rally.

Renault have confirmed he is undergoing medical checks but have not given details about his injuries.

A statement from the team said:

“After undergoing extensive medical checks this morning, Robert Kubica has been diagnosed with multiple fractures to his right arm, leg and hand. He is currently undergoing surgery at the Santa Corona Hospital in Pietra Ligure.

“Robert suffered a high-speed accident this morning while competing in the Ronde di Andora Rally.

“Daniel Morelli, Robert’s manager, will be available for the press in front of the hospital emergency entrance at 16:30 CET (15:30 GMT).

“Lotus Renault GP driver, Robert Kubica, suffered an accident at high speed this morning while competing in the Ronde di Andora Rally.

“The driver was airlifted to Pietra Ligure Hospital, where he is currently undergoing medical checks. His co-driver is fine.”

He was due to drive at the Jerez test this week. Renault’s third driver is Bruno Senna."


Here are the photos.

Innocent Robert Kubica

Innocent Robert Kubica


(OH NO!! DONT DRILL MY ROBERT KUBICA!) <--my robert kubica? his girlfriend could murder me! Joking!! haha






Robert Kubica is an F1 Driver (this week is about F1), and honestly, when i see his face off helmet, i noticed that he looked like my ex, ****** *****. It doesnt meant that it makes me feel like i miss my ex or whatever, but it makes me feel like i had a good taste (Lol). Before i dont really know, u know.. hahaha


Oh yea, he is cute, and cute (unlike Sergio Perez, who is sweet but not cute). And cute. And cute. Which means he is 4 times cuter than anyone (excluding my ex, who is as the same level of cuteness..lol)


I hope that Kubica would join F1 next year, 2013. He's replaced in f1 2011 and 2012 because he was involved in an accident when he raced in rally (for fun, not for any championship) and severed his right forearm.



he was born on 1984, which means he is 28 yrs this year. Well, still young! But i guess he had a girlfriend already. the face that cute, single? oh no! if he is, well, tell him i am interested. Haha!


look, alonso gave me that angry look. i was just kidding about telling kubica i am interested, fernando (oh, imaginations!)





these r the pictures of Robert Kubica Rally Crash

Well, hope the cuteness i see in Kubica, you guys sees it as well.. :)